Sam and Becky are...

Sam and Becky are celebrating 
their 50th wedding anniversary. 
Sam says to her, "Becky, 
I was wondering - have you ever 
cheated on me?" 
Becky replies, "Oh Sam, 
why would 
you ask such a question now? 
You don't want to ask that 
question..." "Yes, Becky, 
I really want to know. Please..."
"Well, all right. Yes, 
3 times..." "Three? 
Well, when were they?" 
he asked. "Well, Sam, remember 
when you were 35 years old and 
you really wanted to start the 
business on your own and no bank 
would give you a loan? Remember, 
then one day the bank president 
himself came over the 
house and signed the loan papers, 
no questions asked?" "Oh, Becky, 
you did that for me! I respect you 
even more than ever, to do such a 
thing for me. So, when was number 2?" 
"Well, Sam, remember when you had 
that last heart attack and you were 
needing that very tricky operation, 
and no surgeon would touch you? Then 
remember how Dr. DeBakey came all the 
way up here, to do the surgery 
himself, and then you were in good 
shape again?" "I can't believe it! 
Becky, you should do such a thing for
me, to save my l ife. I couldn't have a 
more wonderful wife. To do such a thing, 
you must really love me darling. 
I couldn't be more moved. So, all right 
then, when was number 3?" "
Well, Sam, remember a few years ago, when 
you really wanted to be president 
of the golf club and you were 17 
votes short..?"