You Know the Honeymoon...

YOU KNOW THE HONEYMOON IS OVER WHEN.. 
You let one rip in your sleep and 
don't care if he hears. Talking 
dirty in bed means shouting 
obscenities when he hogs the blanket. 
Chivalry's as dead as the door he 
lets slam in your face.

PMS lasts all month.Your jumbo box 
of absorbent maxi-pads is on open 
display."Honey, what are you thinking?" 
is now, "Are you finished yet?!"
He yawns when you bitch about that 
guy hitting on you at work. Those frilly, 
lacy, tiny panties have become way too 
uncomfortable. Two weeks no orgasm. 
Three weeks no orgasm ... and you still 
don't miss it. When he lends you five
bucks, he expects it back. You'd rather 
spend quality time with your vibrator.